Admit It, You've Thought About Living in a Bed Bath & Beyond Too.

Tell us this doesn't make you want pile these up into a super-soft towel bed.

Between the piles of comfy linens, “As Seen on TV” gizmos, Snuggies and oddly large boxes of candy near the checkout, we can’t be the only ones who have thought about camping out in a Bed Bath & Beyond store. Thanks to the efforts of a Detroit-area teenager, we now know that you’d be on the hook for not only trespassing, but also for larceny. (Eating that candy is stealing! Who knew?) The news accounts from different outlets can’t seem to agree on how many nights the runaway boy spent in the store, but we’re hoping it was four. That seems just about the right amount of time to try out all the bedding, have your fill of candy and load up on 20% off coupons before heading home. The whole incident goes raise an interesting question though: if the kid pushes Mom’s buttons again can she use Bed Bath & Beyond’s notoriously liberal return policy to bring him back?