Monthly Archive for May, 2010

Sega Action Chair! Lost Gaming Treasure or Something Else Entirely?

A rare Sega Action Chair, in good condition, which was recently listed on eBay.

Imagine all the great times you could have alone in your basement, sitting on this chair...On second thought, don't.

These days it’s not uncommon for rare games or pieces of gaming hardware to fetch high prices on eBay. Most of the time, these are NES or Atari 2600 games, and usually, there’s a good deal of info out there on a given game, despite its rarity. A recently-launched eBay auction for a Sega Action Chair breaks all these rules. First, it’s a piece of hardware, and not just some kind of rare, special edition console, but a gigantic chair that’s also a controller. Secondly, it’s for the Sega Genesis, a full generation past the NES. Third, and perhaps most interestingly, these are so rare there’s very little info about them. Not even a Wikipedia page! That said, the concept is pretty simple. It’s a chair works as a Sega controller’s D-pad, with buttons in the handles. Leaning forward is “up,” back is “down,” etc. Is this fun? Who knows? Actual fun hasn’t really been an issue in past auctions of classic games, but considering the size of this monster and the absence of an Internet legend surrounding it, it’s not surprising that no one has put in a bid yet. At a $300 opening bid (and a $500 buy-it-now price) it would seem a bargain, but the fact that the winner will need to pick it up in Pennsylvania or arrange for transport themselves probably doesn’t help.

Despite the overall lack of info on these babies (Prior to all the chatter that’s emerged in light of this auction, what little info there was on the Sega Action Chair was found on message boards, many of them in French.), our Google powers have led us to that fountain of wisdom that is old-computers.com, where they’ve got a nice publicity photo and description, as well as a page of the French instructions, both of which make the Action Chair look frighteningly like that metal-framed futon you bought at Wal-Mart in college. Yes, this one. Though it seems from the auction description that the Action Chair is at least much better made and perhaps even more comfortable, it certainly doesn’t look any more fun to assemble, and it doesn’t fold down into a “bed.” Even so, it does come already assembled, so we’re recommending it to any college-bound hipsters in the vicinity of central east Pennsylvania. We challenge you to find a better piece of furniture for playing recommended classic games like After Burner II, Space Harrier II, Super Thunder Blade, Hang-On, Road Rash, and Super Monaco GP. For a real retro action though, try playing NBA Jam or Mortal Kombat on it.

Lowest. Rated. American Idol. Finale. Ever.

Legendary American Idol failure William Hung

Hey Fox, if he's not too busy touring with his "Hung Jury," we've got a fantastic suggestion for Simon Cowell's replacement. Call us!

If you like American Idol, last night was surely bittersweet. (If you like Crystal Bowersox, last night was a crock.) Like the last night of football season, the end of a season of Idol is a final few hours of blissful happiness quickly followed by the realization that your beloved pastime is now gone for the next nine months or so. Of course, for Idol fans this last finale was particularly painful–and not just because of eventual winner Lee DeWyze‘s Chicago medley–it marked judge Simon Cowell‘s farewell from the show. Since the man who’s essentially been the face of Idol since it first launched in the US was leaving, you’d figure the American Idol juggernaut would once again pull in the huge ratings for which the show is known, right?

Not so fast, my friend! Last night’s finale was actually the lowest rated American Idol finale ever. Even an appearance by former Laker Girl Paula Abdul wasn’t enough to lift the numbers, and though the show was easily the highest rated program of the night, the numbers were off 18% from last years’ finale. So if you happen to be the kind of person who thinks that Idol‘s popularity is a sad reflection of the artificial, fame-obsessed society we live in, maybe this is good news? Honestly, though, if you’re that kind of person, consider the fact that there’s no way Fox is getting rid of a show as big as Idol any time soon. Shows like this tend to die long, slow deaths. Also, if any of the rumors we’ve been hearing are true, Idol could just as easily be poised for a comeback. Madonna as a judge? We’d forget all about Simon, at least until American version of The X Factor starts in 2011.

Woot-Off In Progress, Juggle Cracks the Woot-Off Code

A carved circular stone that served as a solar calendar in an ancient central American civilization.

Even this ancient stone calendar knows that the 4th Tuesday of every month marks a Woot-Off.

Tuesday marked exactly four weeks since the last Woot-Off, and as expected, a new Woot-Off began yesterday. While we’re all about the magic of the Woot-Off, it really does start to lose something if it becomes so predictable. Woot-Offs are fun, but much of that fun is the serendipitous surprise factor behind them. If everyone knows when a Woot-Off is going to happen (the next one will be on or around June 22nd), it loses a lot of its magic. What’s more, it becomes just another monthly occurrence. You know, like the arrival of the cable bill or housing start numbers. While we’re still desperately and nonsensically lusting after our Bags of Crap (check out this site for some help snagging one), we also have to say that the thrill of the Woot-Off is beginning to fade. Woot is clearly full of fun and creative people, though, so hopefully they’ve realized this as well and are taking action to recapture the Woot-Off magic. At the very least they need to be fewer and farther between, but our esteem for Woot is such that we’d not be surprised to see some kind of revolutionary Woot-Off 2.0 that’s beyond all our wildest dreams. Maybe it could even interface with Farmville! (We kid. Maybe.)

Wear Layers: NFL Gives New York (New Jersey) Super Bowl XLVIII in 2014

Snow falls on one of East Rutherford, New Jersey's many scenic parking lots

When you see how charming the city is, all covered in snow, it's no wonder the NFL selected East Rutherford, New Jersey to host Super Bowl XLVIII in February 2014.

Bundle up, football fans! The NFL owners have just awarded Super Bowl XLVIII in 2014 to New York/New Jersey. Of course, real football fans know that all the “New York” teams are really New Jersey teams, and indeed it’s the same deal for the 2014 Super Bowl, where thought it will likely be billed as an unprecendented special treat to have the Super Bowl “in New York,” in reality only the media will be in New York. The game itself will take place at the New Meadowlands Stadium in East Rutherford (the new home of the Jets and Giants), and all the teams will stay and train in New Jersey. Indeed, most players and coaches in the game may never even set foot in New York. Crazy, right?

What’s really crazy is that for its entire history the Super Bowl has been held in locations that are either in warm locales (Miami, San Diego, etc.), have enclosed stadiums (Detroit, Minneapolis, etc.) or both (Arizona, New Orleans, Atlanta). Barring a little bit of rain, weather hasn’t really been a factor. Of course this probably won’t be a problem for the actual players, who routinely compete in cold, outdoor playoff contests throughout January (though a “warm weather” team like the Dolphins might be at a disadvantage). The real issue may be that it’s going to be very tricky to sell $2000 tickets to a four-plus-hour outdoor taking place in New Jersey in the dead of winter. The kind of folks who attend the Super Bowl aren’t your week-in week-out diehards that populate NFL stadiums most of the season, but rather rich, corporate types and folks who “just want to be there” at the biggest live TV event of the year. These folks aren’t going to be too excited to throw on hats and gloves and long underwear. What if there’s a blizzard?

Well, snow would be really cool for us to watch on TV at home, but for the fans maybe not so much. Snow could also put a huge damper on the kind of elaborate halftime festivities for which the Super Bowl is known. Finally, although the NFL’s calling this a one-time deal, there’s no way powerful teams with outdoor stadiums in other cold-weather cities aren’t going to want in on the Super Bowl action soon. It’s basically a lock that Washington and New England will try to get their own Super Bowls in the coming years, so stay tuned for a whole new kind of “Big Game.”

Do Goats Really Eat Cans? Juggle Investigates (kind of)

An incredibly cute baby goat takes a tentative step

This little fella just can't wait until he's big enough to eat a can! Or "can" he? Zing!

Sometimes, late at night when we’re falling asleep, we have questions. It’s ok. Everyone does it and it’s perfectly healthy. All too often though, once we’re awake the next morning, we forget what was so important the night prior. Well, friends, this ends today, with a new series called Juggle Investigates. In these posts we’ll take to a question that might be trivial now, but sure seemed (somewhat) important for the 30 seconds before you feel asleep and kind of answer it based on our incredible Internet searching powers. Today’s invesitgation: do goats really eat cans?

Well, do they? (Unrelated: if you haven’t seen the YouTube video of the fainting goats, watch it now and come back. You’re welcome.) Just about every cartoon goat seems to love tin cans. Jeb the goat from Disney‘s Home on the Range comes to mind as a ready example, as do numerous other animated goats. However, we’re sad to report that we’ve yet to come across evidence of real goats eating cans. The Wikipedia entry further rains on the parade by noting that goats are “browsers” which means they’ll lick and/or chew on just about anything to make sure it’s not some kind of delicious plant. Metafilter also came in handy (as it so often does) explaining that goats may be associated with cans because at one point they were known for eating the paper labels off of cans and exploring them with their tongues for any traces of leftover food. It’s quite well-documented that goats love eating paper, so this theory seems plausible.

Happy 30th, Pac-Man

One of football player Adam "Pacman" Jones' mugshots juxtaposed with popular video game character Pac-Man

One makes it rain, one chases ghosts. Both are called Pacman, but only one is 30 today.

30 years ago today, a little game called Pac-Man debuted in Japanese arcades, and although it wasn’t a huge hit there (Space Invaders was all the rage in Japan), when it came to America later that year it became the legendary game that we know and love today (Space Invaders was played out in the US). In honor of Tōru Iwatani‘s simple but elegant design, which has kept legions pumping quarters into machines for three decades now and inspired the nickname of a talented-but-flawed football player, Google has outdone themselves again by replacing their homepage logo with a playable version of Pac-Man. (The “I’m feeling lucky” button has even been replaced with an “insert coin” button that starts the game.)

While we can’t quite compete with Google’s awesome tribute, we would like to offer our powers up in perhaps a more fitting tribute: linking Pac-Man to Kevin Bacon in just two steps. Check it:

Pac-Man: The Animated Series (which had a shockingly-long run of 21 episodes on ABC from 1982-1983) featured Frank Welker as the voice of Chomp Chomp.

Frank Welker voiced Spindle as well as Frog and Caterpillar in 2006′s The Ant Bully, which featured Julia Roberts as the voice of Hova.

Of course, Julia Roberts to Kevin Bacon is an easy jump, because they were both in the incredibly weird, Joel Schumacher-directed future-star-fest that was Flatliners.

Boom! Pac-Man to Kevin Bacon. Take that, Google. Also, if you haven’t seen Flatliners, what better way to celebrate Pac-Man‘s 30th than to watch it this weekend? Seriously, it’s crazy/scary/weird in that late 80′s/early 90′s rated-R thriller kind of way, and just about everyone in it would become at worst Baldwin-brother-famous. (We’re looking at you, William Baldwin!) It’s like a trippy time capsule as long as you remember to laugh about how ridiculous the whole thing is. You’re welcome.

Biker Floyd Pink with Embarrassment in Doping Case, Makes Lance Cry Tears of Blood

Lance Armstrong

Come on now, Lance Armstrong. It doesn't matter what Floyd Landis said about you, it isn't time to bust out the Cure makeup.

Mothers for years to come will tell the cautionary, tragic tale of Floyd Landis, the guy that had it all and lost it just as famously. The disgraced former Tour de France winner stunned everyone who doesn’t work for a drug testing facility when he backpedaled (get it?) and admitted using performance enhancing drugs. Slightly more shocking was his accusation that former USPS teammate Lance Armstrong also cheated the system.

Landis alleged that Armstrong had taken drugs and dodged blood tests by receiving blood transfusions, which incidentally Armstrong might have needed today had his eye kept gushing blood after wiping out in the Tour of California.

Also from the world of high-profile finger pointing comes a sentence we never thought we’d type: Naomi Campbell could be a witness at a war crimes trial. Campbell says she can prove that former Liberian president Charles Taylor had a bunch of rough diamonds in his possession. If that doesn’t sound like such a big deal to you, Leonardo DiCaprio would like to remind you that he starred in a movie called Blood Diamond to teach you all about this. If you’re still not following us, blood diamonds in Africa are often sold to fund civil wars and insurgencies, which is what Charles Taylor allegedly did in Sierra Leone.

Campbell allegedly received a large diamond from Taylor as a gift while visiting South Africa in 1997. Mia Farrow can totally back her up, apparently, and Taylor had better not lie while he’s on trial because we hear that Naomi has a mean right hook.

SlashFilm Disappoints Scores of Fans by Revealing that the Star Wars Title Screen was an Illusion

The Making Of Star Wars' Title Crawl

While Juggle would like to thank SlashFilm for the photo, LucasArts would like to thank their 9th grade algebra teacher Mrs. Wilkinson for letting them borrow her overhead projector.

Sorry, fellow nerds. Those gigantic yellow letters crawling across the opening moments of the Star Wars movies? They aren’t actually huge letters in space. It makes sense if you think about it. We had just sent a man to the Moon a decade earlier, so the chances that our space construction technology had progressed far enough to build massive letters – and keep them in tight paragraphs, no less! – were pretty slim.

As the picture above clearly shows, George Lucas pulled out all the stops (and our hearts) by printing the text on the cinematic equivalent of that thing our teachers used to put transparencies on the overhead, and then shooting it with a camera.

This disappointment reminds us of another time when our perception of the things around us were smashed to pieces. We’re talking, of course, about when the quintessential American sitcom Roseanne tried to pull a fast one on us by subbing in Sarah Chalke for Alicia Goranson. Naturally it was a pleasant surprise since Sarah was much easier on the eyes, but this was our generation’s Bewitched debacle. We hadn’t felt this crushed since we realized Gary Coleman wasn’t nine and found out Mark McGwire wasn’t an American Gladiator.

Paris Museum Loses Priceless Masterpieces in $600 Million Art Heist, but Juggle's Art Pages Remain Secure

Julianne Moore poses for the cover of Harper's Bazaar, imitating Woman with a Fan by Amedeo Modigliani

Until Amedeo Modigliani's "Woman with a Fan" is recovered, we'll have to make due with this recreation featuring Julianne Moore. Take your time, French police.

When we hear that someone is stealing art from the Museum of Modern Art in Paris, naturally we become quite concerned. After all, just like the museums of Paris, Juggle’s Art pages house a treasure trove of priceless masterpieces from the likes of da Vinci, Michelangelo, and Rembrandt. Luckily of us, an inventory of Juggle’s works of art conducted this morning reveals that everything is accounted for. Sadly, the same can’t be said for the Paris Museum of Modern Art, where last night someone broke a padlock on a gate and then shattered a window and made off with paintings by Pablo Picasso, Henri Matisse, Georges Braque, Amedeo Modigliani and Fernand Leger, valued at over $600 million combined.

Like all art heists, the incident reeks of intrigue. Somehow, three security guards saw and heard nothing. What’s more, the museum’s security system had been broken “for the past few days,” which is just a little too convenient, if you ask us. The good news, if there is any, is that the pieces stolen are far too well-known to be easily sold anywhere, and somehow the black market for art is the one black market where things cost less than they normally do, and the thief/thieves are unlikely to get anything approaching $600 million even if they do manage to sell some of the art. At this point the best the culprits can hope for is that the French National Police send a foxy cryptologist played by Audrey Tautou after them. Barring that, it’s hard to see how this crime could pay.

Sennheiser Founder Fritz Sennheiser Dead at 98

Fritz Sennheiser

Fritz Sennheiser (May 9, 1912 - May 17, 2010)

Fritz Sennheiser (1912-2010), founder of headphone and microphone manufacturing company Sennheiser, died Monday, leaving behind a legacy of quality audio equipment.

Founded in the twilight of World War II, Sennheiser and seven engineers from the University of Hanover in Germany began building voltmeters in a laboratory. Production of microphones commenced shortly afterward. Sennhesier became Lufthansa‘s headset supplier in 1980, and started building wireless microphones in 1982. Fritz’s son Jörg also took over as CEO of Sennheiser in 1982 and oversaw the acquisition of Georg Neumann. Sennheiser’s U.S. headquarters are based in Old Lyme, Connecticut.

We at Juggle have a special place in our hearts for Sennheiser. Each new employee is issued a new set of Sennheiser headphones to enjoy some solitude and his or her favorite music. We’ll remember Fritz the next time we drop a brand new set of Sennheisers in our shopping cart.