Monthly Archive for October, 2010

Our Week 8 NFL Picks, In Which We Celebrate Mike Golic

Mike Golic's before and after pictures for Nutrisystem

If Mike Golic keeps picking this well, we'll keep running this skinny picture of him. Don't make us find a fat picture, Mike.

We’re at the NFL season’s midpoint. This is just about the time a team really needs to hit its stride, and our effort to devise a truly simple method for predicting the winners of NFL games is no different. We’re glad, then, that last week we elected to adopt the system of using the picks of the ESPN “expert” who go the most correct picks the week prior. In our first week under this new system, Mike Golic delivered us ten wins, by far our best showing since Week 1 back in September.

Even better for Mike, his 10 wins was the best of the ESPN “experts” last week (We’re not counting the user consensus–yet.), so we’re with him again this week. Follow the jump to see what winning picks the former Notre Dame standout has lined up for us, as well as our famous justifications and rationalizations.

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PSA: A New NBA Season Has Started

A regular-season NBA game in Boston featuring the Boston Celtics

If an NBA game is played in October, does anyone care?

Notice something in the air since Tuesday? Have things just felt a little different than before? You’re not alone. That change you’re feeling is the start of another NBA season.

That’s right, a mere four months after the Lakers beat the Celtics in game seven to capture the 2010 NBA Championship, professional basketball is back. You’d be excused if you didn’t notice, because it’s still October and–sorry, NBA–no one really cares. Have you even seen an early-season NBA game? We can’t remember the last time we saw one before Christmas. A quick look at ESPN‘s NBA broadcast schedule reveals that things only ramp up after January.

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RIP: White iPhone 4 (2010-2010)

Steve Jobs shows off a white iPhone 4

Apple CEO Steve Jobs holding a white iPhone 4 in happier times.

We knew something was up when there was no mention of the white iPhone 4 at Apple’s press event last week and when they delayed it again until “spring 2011,” the writing was on the wall. Since Apple hasn’t failed to announce a new iPhone model each spring since the original was announced, it was all but certain that this meant there would be no white iPhone 4.

Although Apple still maintains that the white iPhone 4 will come out eventually, and there was a very brief glimmer of hope when the Apple Store iOS app showed white iPhones after an update, the crack team at the Boy Genius Report has confirmed through there sources what we always knew in our hearts was true: the white iPhone 4 is dead.

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Facebook and Twitter Leave Your Account Wide Open on Open WiFi Networks

A screenshot of the Firefox plugin Firesheep in action

Yes, thanks to Firesheep it's really this easy for someone to hijack your Facebook account over a public wireless network. The plug in is meant to be a wakeup call to website operators, but for now it's a warning for internet users.

You know that cool coffee shop down the street? Not Starbucks–the local place with the free, open WiFi? It’s a horrible place to check your Facebook wall.

Remember the library? Yeah, that place with books and magazines and the WiFi? Don’t bring your laptop there to hit up Twitter.

The above warnings also apply to the wireless networks at many colleges, at these generous airports and anywhere else that operates an unsecured wireless network. What happens on open wireless networks is that although the login process itself is secure over HTTPS, many sites keep track of your login via a cookie sent in the clear. On an unsecured network, anyone can grab this cookie and use it for themselves, which is just what the Firefox plugin Firesheep does.

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Our Week 7 NFL Picks, In Which We Lament Our Lack of Psychic Powers

Mike Golic's before and after pictures for Nutrisystem

Sure, he's lost the weight, but we're hoping Mike Golic can keep packing on the wins in this week's NFL picks.

Last weekend, some very bad things happened with our football picks. We went 6-8, which in past weeks might have been ok, but as these “expert” results from ESPN show, last week proved to be a very predictable week.

This means it’s time to select a new method to test as we continue our search for the best way to pick football games without thinking or even knowing anything about football. This time around we’re going to try a new approach we just thought of: we’ll use the picks of whichever of ESPN’s “experts” did the best the previous week.

Last week the “expert” winners were Mike Golic and Mark Schlereth with both coming in at a respectable 10-4. Since we find both annoying but Golic very slightly less so, we’re going to go with his picks this week. Hit the jump to see what they are and how we’ve tried to explain them.

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Happy Apple (the Fruit) Day and Caramel Apple Day!

A delicious-looking caramel apple

We've got to admit that despite the controversy and strange e-cards, this caramel apple looks more and more delicious the longer we look at it.

We know we’ve been a little heavy on the Apple coverage these past few days, which is why today we can’t resist wishing you a happy Apple (the fruit) Day! Apparently, (and completely coincidentally,) October 21st is indeed Apple Day.

As enjoyers of apples (the fruit) we were excited to partake in Apple Day observances and maybe get our hands on some delicious pies until we found out that Apple Day is mainly a holiday in England.

Our dreams of delicious pies were dashed (though if you happen to be in England there’s no shortage of observances today). Surely, we thought, there must be something tasty we can celebrate today, and boy were we ever right.

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Mac OS Lion! A New MacBook Air! FaceTime for Macs! See How Well We Predicted Apple’s Annoucement

Apple's new MacBook Air notebook, which starts at $999

We've got to admit, despite the fact it's a little underpowered, the new MacBook Air looks pretty sweet.

Apple‘s announcement today was, as we predicted, chock full of action. While we’ll go into some detail below as far as things relate to our forecast, there’s no shortage of more detailed roundups to be had.

Our overall impression? This was one of the more predictable Apple announcements in a while, with the new MacBook Air and much of Mac OS X Lion turning out much as expected. Still, that’s not saying much as FaceTime for Mac and the Mac App Store caught us (and likely a few software vendors) completely off guard.

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What Will Apple Announce Tomorrow? We Guess, Again

The invitation Apple sent to press invitees to their "Back to the Mac" event.

We get that the Lion is a Mac OS 10.7 hint, and yes, the lion is the "king of the jungle," but couldn't Apple have gone with a more exotic big cat like cougar or lynx? What about wildcat, or–for the hipsters-tabby?

Tomorrow, Apple will once again get tons and tons of free publicity for whatever they want at their “Back to the Mac” press event. All too aware that as much as we question all this publicity we also are active enablers, we’ll never the less take another stab at predicting what Steve Jobs and Co. will unveil. It’s really the least we can do, both for Apple and the public, considering both our stellar prediction record and the fact that our predictions are based on nothing but what we’ve read on the internet and our own limited intellects.

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Justin Bieber: Laser Tag Thug or Bullying Victim?

Justin Bieber appears with crutches and a boot

Is Justin trying to make us think he's the real victim here? Those crutches from this long-ago photo sure help, but so do reports that he was the victim of a homophobic laser tag bully.

We’ve been quiet about possible hoax and teen “musical” sensation Justin Bieber for a little while because, frankly, we didn’t think he needed the extra attention. The kid’s got enough on his plate launching his Chris Gaines-esque rap alter-ego “Shawty Mane.” But when Justin got kicked out of a British Columbia laser tag center over the weekend for playing too rough, well, we practically have no choice but to step in.

As the CBC reports, the Mounties are investigating allegations that Bieber beat on a 12 year-old during a laser tag battle. The 12 year-old didn’t require medical treatment, but based on the claims Justin was thrown out of the laser tag center and the Mounties summoned. As with all things Bieber, however, there’s more to the case.

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Week 6 NFL Predictions, In Which We Reaffirm Our Mission (Plus Week 5 Results!)

CNBC's "Mad Money" host/professional yeller, Jim Cramer.

Our .500 performance last week has us feeling a lot like we did when Jim Cramer upgraded his rating on Bluth Company stock to "Don't Buy."

We’ve got good news and bad news in our quest to find a really easy system to correctly predict each week’s NFL games and thereby win your school/office/family “contest.” The good news is that last week, our current system the Isaacson-Tarbell Postulate (“Team with the best record wins. If equal, home team wins.”), tied the very best mark put up by ESPN’s panel of “experts.”

The bad news is that the result is we went 7-7. Not encouraging, considering that to really contend in one of these “contests,” you really need to fairly consistently get 10+ games correct. Still, we like the upward trend this system is on (maybe the results improve as the season progresses?), and given that it tied the “experts” and even our old frienemy Accuscore, we’re going to stick with it a little while longer. With that in mind, hit the jump to see which teams the system has forced us to pick this week and how we’re rationalizing those picks.

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