Monthly Archive for October, 2010

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Verizon To Sell iPad: What Does It Mean For Wireless Data Prices?

An Apple iPad displaying the Verizon logo.

Verizon's going to start selling WiFi iPads bundled with a mobile broadband hotspot. Combined with aggressive data pricing, we're hoping this is the beginning of an all-out wireless data price war.

Starting October 28, Verizon will sell the WiFi version of Apple‘s iPad. While this isn’t surprising in light of the increasing volume of rumors that the wireless carrier will soon offer an iPhone and the fact the both Target and Walmart now carry the device, what is interesting is the nature of Verizon’s iPad offering as it relates to wireless data.

As we mentioned above, Verizon’s only selling the WiFi version of the iPad, which makes sense considering the 3G version only works on rival AT&T‘s network and costs $130 more. What’s interesting is that Verizon will sell customers an iPad and one of their 3G wireless hotspots for the same $130 premium.

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Seven Actors We Do Not Want to See in the Trapped Chilean Miners Movie

A rescued Chilean miner is welcomed back on the surface.

We're as psyched as anyone that the miners have been rescued, but we think everyone should temper their happiness until it's clear we're all safe from the risk of any of the actors on our list appearing in the movie that will soon be "inspired by the incredible true story."

Great news: those thirty three Chilean miners who’ve been trapped underground for the past 69 days have started to emerge, one by one from their rescue tunnel. We’re naturally extremely happy for the miner’s safe rescue and glad they’re being reunited with their families, even if CNN‘s coverage has been a little over the top. (Seriously, their @CNNLive tweets make all the miners seem like Wheel of Fortune contestants.)

We’re sad therefore, to pass along some bad news that’s also been trickling out of Chile. It seems like the miners are starting to sign movie deals. We’re all for them getting paid for their harrowing ordeal and amazing survival, but we’re not excited for the award-bait movie that’s no doubt going to result sometime in 2012 or 2013. With 33 men trapped in the mine, plus numerous roles for anxious wives/girlfriends/mistresses and children, it’s a casting agent’s dream, and every movie patron’s nightmare.

With this in mind, join us after the jump as we take a look at 10 actors we’re dreading will appear in the Chilean miners movie adaptation.

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Columbus Day: The Day That Sounds Like A Holiday, But Really Isn’t

Several people standing by a grill enjoy a tasty fall cookout

Ahh, Columbus Day–a day when we can all kick back and enjoy an early fall cookout with our families.HA!Of course, this isn't the case, because Columbus Day is not a real holiday. (Sorry, postal workers.)

Happy Columbus Day!

What’s that? You’re at work or school today? Come to think of it, so are we… Hey, wait a minute! Just what kind of “holiday” is the Columbus Day thing anyway, and what did the largest city in Ohio do to deserve its own holiday?

Oooooh…it’s Christopher Columbus Day and it’s a federal holiday? Well, now we kind of get it, but what does it mean and why are we at work?

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Week 5 NFL Predictions, In Which We Lament the Fallibility of Man (Plus Week 4 Results!)

A thumb flipping a US penny.

In addition to being an awesome photo, we may have to resort to this method of picking games next week if our current system continues its pathetic showing.

We’ll be blunt. Last week our much-heralded Isaacson-Tarbell Postulate led us to a pathetic 5-9 record in picking NFL results. We would have done better by actually thinking! This result is clearly unacceptable, but we’re loathe to cast off such an appealingly simple system so quickly, particularly given its provenance.

Instead, we’ve had a long discussion with ourselves and come to the conclusion that, against our better judgement, we’re giving the “team with a better record wins, if records are equal home team wins” method one more week. Anything less than utter brilliance will force us to cast this method aside and search for another. No one wants that to happen, least of all us, so join us after the break to see what rationalizations we’ve come up with for our system’s picks this week.

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Libya Starts to Shut Down URL Shorteners, Bit.ly Raises $10 Million

The Libyan flag, which is a solid field of green.

Despite their love of simplicity (the green block above is their flag), the Libyans don't appreciate the simplicity of .ly URL shorteners.

In a classic example of what we might call “imperfect timing,” URL shortening service bit.ly announced today that they’d raised an additional $10 million in a just-concluded round of funding. Their blog post on the matter includes a pretty graph showing bit.ly’s incredible traffic growth and several statements about the service’s popularity. What the post omits, however, is that the .ly top level domain is controlled by Libya. That’s right, all those .ly domains are completely beholden to the Lybians, who have very recently begun to exercise TLD their authority.

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People of Earth, Help a Man from Seattle Pay Weezer to Break Up

A Seattle man named James Burns and his dog sit on a beach

Is this the face of the man who will stop Weezer? Though he looks heroic, we can't be sure, but since this is the only "James Burns" we found in Seattle during our exhaustive two minute Facebook search, it's a distinct possibility.

From the alternative-y pages of Seattle’s The Stranger (and from there via tons of music sites), comes word that once again, that in our planet’s hour of need, a hero has emerged. A Seattle man has a plan to end the suckitude that Weezer has become once and for all. It’s a plan so brilliant and at the same time so crazy that it just might work, but he needs your help. One man cannot end Weezer alone. It takes a village to raise a child, and, apparently, it will take $10 million to stop Weezer.

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Google Goggles Comes to the iPhone, But Why?

A fancy-looking pair of clear goggles.

Google has updated its iPhone app with Google Goggles, which is nice. If Google gave away goggles like this that ran Google Goggles, though, we'd be really psyched.

The interwebs have been (and please pardon our pun here) a-buzz over Google‘s Android smartphone operating system today. First, Nielsen announced that nearly one third of people buying a smartphone are now buying Android phones, making Google’s phone OS the market leader. Hot on the heels of this news, Google CEO Eric Schmidt said that despite the fact that they give it away for free, Google is making money off of Android already thanks to advertising revenue, and is more than covering its development cost. In light of all this news of Google/Android domination, we were surprised to hear that today was also the day that Google Goggles was coming to the iPhone. Like our friends at Engadget, our immediate question was why?

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The Case of the Mysterious Astoria University SkyMall Ad

A rendering of a black T-shirt with the Astoria University Logo

A T-shirt bearing the comically-dated Astoria University logo is the only thing that's actually offered in the Astoria University SkyMall ad. Join us as we investigate this mysterious T-shirt granting institution.

Over the weekend, one of us had the privilege of flying on Southwest Airlines. Since some ridiculous agreement between the FAA and airlines means that we’d be yelled at if we broke out our iPad/iPod/Kindle or anything else fun or informative, we were forced to brave whatever content Southwest had decided to put in the seatback pocket in front of us. Boy are we glad we did. Among the usual staggering array of crap in the typical of the SkyMall catalog, we found a true gem, an ad so mysterious and non-sensical that we simply had to find out more. Join us after the jump as we delve into the mystery of the Astoria University SkyMall ad.

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Week 4 NFL Predictions, In Which We Introduce a New System and Bid Farewell to the Robot

Donald Trump makes his famous "You're Fired" face

Donald Trump has a message for the robot: You're fired!

After a strong start to the season, the Accuscore robot we’ve been using to make our NFL picks has done worse each subsequent week, including a depressing 8-8 showing last week. Going .500 is not going to win any football picking contests, and seeing as how the robot was already on double secret probation, it’s time we bid it farewell. That first week was great, but it’s been downhill ever since.

Fear not, however, because our quest to find the best way to make your NFL football picks without actually thinking continues, robot or no. This week we’re going to try out a simple system promoted by ESPN’s Tuesday Morning Quarterback columnist Gregg Easterbrook called the Isaacson-Tarbell Postulate (it’s named after the readers who proposed it to him a few years back). As Easterbrook summarizes in a recent column, the postulate is really, really simple: “Best Record Wins Unless Records Equal, Then Home Team Wins.”

That’s all there is to it. Easterbrook says you can do even better if you try to think about the Week 1 matchups (when all teams are 0-0) and the Week 17 games (when lots of good teams don’t try to win). Luckily for us, Week 1 is behind us and Week 17′s a long way off. We’re optimistic this new system will solve all our picking problems, so without further delay, we present our Isaacson-Tarbell Postulate Week 4 NFL picks with our usual rationalizations.

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