Monthly Archive for November, 2010

Is NASA Announcing the Discovery of Life on One of Saturn’s Moons This Thursday? We Think Not.

Titan, one of Saturn's moons, appears as just a tiny dot next to the massive ringed planet

The dot next to Saturn is Titan. Has NASA discovered life there, or is that wacky Internet just jumping to ridiculous conclusions again? We'll give you three guesses.

Yesterday, NASA announced that they are going to hold a press conference this coming Thursday at 2pm eastern (1 central!). The press release announcing the conference stated that that the scientists appearing there would “discuss an astrobiology finding that will impact the search for evidence of extraterrestrial life.”

Last night, blogger Jason Kottke discovered the press release and did a little looking into the background of the scientists NASA has invited to participate in Thursday’s press conference. His conclusion? That NASA will be announcing the discovery of extraterrestrial bacterial life on Titan (one of Saturn’s moons).

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Leslie Nielsen Dead? Surely, You Can’t Be Serious.

Sadly, we are serious. And don’t call us Shirley.

The Canadian-born actor died yesterday at the age of 84. Though he’s best known for his comedic work, all of which began when he played the deadpan doctor in Airplane!, Leslie Nielsen began his career as a dramatic actor, and interestingly was also brother to Erik Nielsen, who was a prominent Canadian politician and Deputy Prime Minister from 1984 to 1986.

Before he became famous for his absurdly comic roles in movies such as The Naked Gun, Nielsen appeared in lots of classic TV as well as films like Tammy and the Bachelor with Debbie Reynolds (Nielsen played “the Bachelor”) and 1956′s Ransom! which Ron Howard remade in 1996 with Mel Gibson and Renee Russo.

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A Thanksgiving Feast of NFL Football Picks

A little boy plays football with a turkey in this circa-1900 Thanksgiving postcard

Thanksgiving football blowouts have been a tradition almost as long as football has existed. The giant turkey defeated this chubby lad 13-0 at Harvard Stadium on Thanksgiving day 1903.

It’s Thanksgiving eve, and like millions of Americans we’re gearing up to travel and/or spend some quality time with our families. For many of us this means the time-honored American pastimes of watching football and/or napping. If you’re planning on enjoying either of these, you’ve come to the right place.

This week, in honor of the Thanksgiving holiday and the concept of napping, we’re taking a break from our usual quest to find an easy way to pick NFL football games. Call it our bye week. Instead, we’ll present our own, original insights and picks for the NFL’s Thanksgiving games. Sure, these games are historically one-sided snoozers, and this year’s crop looks to be but that should make it easy for us to pick them correctly

Join us after the jump, won’t you?

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Busywork-Related Google Trends Reveal Little Actual Teaching Going on at US Schools this Week

A mind-numbingly boring Thanksgiving math worksheet of questionable educational value.

Happy Thanksgiving, schoolchildren of America! Try not to learn anything today!

As you may have observed, here at Juggle we try to keep abreast of what’s hot on the Internet via Google Trends. Usually this means something Justin Bieber-related, but occasionally something really interesting comes up, and today is one of those days.

Just about 4 hours ago, right around 8 am eastern time (7 am central!), several phrases shot to the top of the trends list. These searches include phrases like “Thanksgiving games,” “Thanksgiving word search printable,” “Thanksgiving math worksheets” and “Thanksgiving trivia.”

What’s going on here?

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We’re #1! St. Louis Tops Most Dangerous Cities in America Rankings

The St. Louis skyline, including the iconic Gateway Arch, at night

How could a city so pretty be the most dangerous in America? We're not convinced, though it's hard not to be excited about being #1!

It’s that time of year again! Just in time for Thanksgiving, the crack team at CQ Press has released the 2010-2011 Most Dangerous Cities in America rankings.  After years of lagging behind crime leaders like Detroit and Flint in Michigan, Oakland, Californiaand perennial favorite Camden, New Jersey.

Of course, the rankings aren’t without controversy. The FBI,  for one, says their data shouldn’t be used this way, and criminolgists say that the rankings use the data unfairly. Another major flaw is that the rankings omit Chicago, because certain numbers “were not available.”  We’re not sure whether being ranked is worse than being not ranked due to lack of data, and it’s hard to believe that Chicago wouldn’t be near the top.

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Week 11 NFL Predictions: In Which We Welcome Eric Allen (Who?) Plus Week 10 Results!

Former NFL player Eric Allen on the field as a Philadelphia Eagle

Eric Allen was pretty good back in his playing days. We're hoping he's hitting his stride in his picking days.

This week marks a special time in the NFL season. It’s Week 11, which means from here on out, there are no more bye weeks. Fantasy football players can rejoice, as can fans of all stripes, because there are two more games each week from now until the end of the regular season on January 2nd.

But what happened last week and what does it mean for our pick system? First, an excuse. Last week was a very difficult week for NFL picks. Our new pal Mark Schlereth went a paltry 6-8, and although he still maintains the best record of ESPN’s panel of “experts,” last week’s title went to Eric Allen. (Don’t worry–we had to look him up too.)

Although Allen has the worst record of anyone on the panel at 74-70 for the season, his impressive 10-4 performance has earned him the right to make our picks this week. (Remember that we’re using-still-the picks of the ESPN expert who has the best record the previous week.)

Given his past performance, we’re concerned that Allen will revert to his mediocre ways, but a rule is a rule, so hit the jump to see what he’s picked and our rationalizations.

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Tonight’s Forecast: Showers, Meteor Showers!

A woodcut of the 1833 Leonid meteor shower

It's unlikely tonights 2010 Leonid meteor shower will look like this, but that's mostly because it's doubtful you and your neighbors dress like these people or live in a town devoid of artificial light.

In the wake of last months super harvest moon, it’s time once again to look to the skies for another of nature’s awesome free shows. Tonight’s entertainment is the annual Leonid meteor shower, where hundreds of meteors (debris from comet tails) will streak across the night sky.

Although they’re named Leonids because the meteors appear to come from the constellation Leo, they’re really unaffiliated, and obviously much closer than the stars associated with them, which are almost unimaginable distances away from us.

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All You Need is (Patience and a Willingness to Negotiate and) Love: the Beatles Finally Appear on iTunes

The famous crosswalk from the Beatles' "Abbey Road" album cover

Like this Abbey Road crosswalk, iTunes somehow felt incomplete without the Beatles.

It only took seven years, but Apple (the computer and iPod company) has finally singed a deal with Apple Corps (the Beatles‘ multimedia company) and EMI (which owns the rights to some Beatles music following the death of Michael Jackson). The deal means that as of today, the entire Beatles catalog is available on iTunes.

Although you can still buy Beatles CDs (assuming you know of a store that still sells CDs), iTunes will be the only place you can buy digital copies of Beatles music “into 2011.”

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Week 10 NFL Predictions: In Which We Are Forced to Praise Mark Schlereth (Plus Week 9 Results!)

a photo Mark Schlereth from his Denver Broncos playing days

Sure, we make fun of him, but based on this photo from Mark Schlereth's playing days in Denver, he's really slimmed down.

Happy Friday! It seems as if there was an exciting football game last night. We wouldn’t know, however, as the powers that be have not yet decided to grant us access to the NFL Network, and we’re not holding our breath.

But enough! We can’t remain glum with a full slate of NFL football games set for this weekend, especially in light of Mark Schlereth‘s excellent 10-3 showing last week. As annoying as he is, he’s been good to us since we’ve let him make our football picks. (Remember that our current scheme is to use the picks of whichever ESPN “expert” got the most correct picks the week prior.)

Sure, some other “experts” also went 10-3, but since Schlereth kept the pace, we’re sticking with him. Hit the jump to see what Mark predicts for this week along with our rationalizations!

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Walmart Drops the Free Shipping Bomb. Who Will Follow?

Shoppers outside one of leading retailer Walmart's many stores

Now that Walmart offers free shipping, this bandanaed gentleman and the shopping cart driving scamp behind him can stay at home where they belong. We'd all be more comfortable that way.

With Black Friday (a Juggle holiday, by the way) fast approaching, we were starting to wonder what our major retailers might do to set themselves apart this holiday season, especially in light of the tepid economy and the move towards Internet shopping (a move we strongly support, by the way).

Let’s face it, without free shipping, ordering stuff online can seem like a bit of a rip-off sometimes. We’ve definitely avoided buying things online at both Target and Walmart due to the shipping costs, and since we’ve been on the Amazon Prime bandwagon (it’s free if you have access to a .edu email address!) we’ve ordered tons of stuff from them. We can’t be the only ones, and it looks like Walmart has become hip to this fact, because today they announced that through December 20th, they’re offering free shipping, with no minimum order.

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