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Starbucks Announces Redesign of Iconic Logo

Starbucks, the largest (and best) coffee brew master in the world, announced a re-design of the famous logo on the company’s 40th birthday.  The logo redesign is the 4th installment of the famous sea-goddess.  Apparently, the goal of the re-design was to “not only refresh the mark but to free the Siren from the ring, allowing her to be treated more artistically.”

Starbucks announces redesign of iconic logo on the company's 40th birthday.

I know, I know.  You’re probably wondering what the heck a Siren has to do with your beloved coffee drink.  In Greek Mythology, a Siren was a sea nymph, part woman/part bird, who lured sailors to destruction.  And by removing the “ring” with the Starbucks logo, she is FREE at last!  Yipee.  I’m still not so sure what it has to do with my coffee either, other than the fact that her picture appears on the cup that I throw away when I’m finished.  It used to say Starbucks on it, but now it doesn’t.

Regardless, the new Siren logos will first appear on the cup of your tasty beverages and other paper goods in the store beginning in March.  Other logos may take longer, as changing the signs on 16,500 stores nationwide is a mounting task.  Starbucks hopes that by unleashing her energy – that mojo – will keep them inspired for the next 40 years.  And as long as they keep making delicious coffee drinks that keep me hopped up and wired all day long, I don’t really care what they do with the logo, or their mojo for that matter.

Happy birthday Starbucks!  Happy drinking to me.

Best Super Bowl Commercials

Bieber poses for Best Buy

Super Bowl commercials this year were fun and packed with celebrities as usual.

Ozzy Osbourne and Justin Bieber took lead roles in a Best Buy spot. Faith Hill helped a tactless young man write a love letter in an ad for Teleflora. Last but not least, Kim Kardashian stared in a sexy Skechers ad in which her derrière was the driving force in selling the Shape-ups line of shoes.

Funny looking pets doing funny things is always a win. Doritos enlisted a pug dog to crash through a glass door after being taunted by a Dorito wielding human.

Pepsi, Coca-Cola and various auto manufacturers had plenty of good ones too. Check out the list of favorites in OK Magazine.

Power Balance Admits: No Scientific Backing

Bracelets are bogus, according to scientific study.

Normally I pull punches in criticising something I haven’t yet tried but things like this are just too easy. Turns out that say, chewing a stick of gum, has vastly more manifest and latent benefits than strapping on a Power Balance Hologram bracelet.

The company said in a letter to the Australian Competition and Consumer Commission that “We admit that there is no credible scientific evidence that supports our claims, therefore we engaged in misleading conduct.” In the United States, the company is being pursued in a $5 million class-action lawsuit as a result of it’s obtuse claims.

According to the product website, these bands work in conjunction with the body’s natural flow of energy to promote balance, strengh, flexibility and many other desirable athletic attributes. Testimonials from athletes go on and on about how they immediately feel centered, have prolonged endurance and that it “gives them an edge” when they wear them. Shaquill O’Neal takes a more nebulous approach in his testimonial when he says, “I kept feeling something when I wore the bracelet, so I kept wearing it.” He goes on to, more or less, credit a 57 point win to wearing the magical rubber bracelet.

Later in the letter from Power Balance, they say, “…if you feel you have been mislead by our promotions, we wish to unreservedly apologise and offer a full refund.”

Power balance has sold millions of its products, but now I think it’s safe to say we can write this one off as another placebo scam. But go ahead, do what you want. According to the Star Tribune in Minneapolis, MN, a sports store owner says the bracelets are still flying off the shelves, despite their less than favorable scientific evaluation.

Walmart Drops the Free Shipping Bomb. Who Will Follow?

Shoppers outside one of leading retailer Walmart's many stores

Now that Walmart offers free shipping, this bandanaed gentleman and the shopping cart driving scamp behind him can stay at home where they belong. We'd all be more comfortable that way.

With Black Friday (a Juggle holiday, by the way) fast approaching, we were starting to wonder what our major retailers might do to set themselves apart this holiday season, especially in light of the tepid economy and the move towards Internet shopping (a move we strongly support, by the way).

Let’s face it, without free shipping, ordering stuff online can seem like a bit of a rip-off sometimes. We’ve definitely avoided buying things online at both Target and Walmart due to the shipping costs, and since we’ve been on the Amazon Prime bandwagon (it’s free if you have access to a .edu email address!) we’ve ordered tons of stuff from them. We can’t be the only ones, and it looks like Walmart has become hip to this fact, because today they announced that through December 20th, they’re offering free shipping, with no minimum order.

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Prepare for Veterans Day With These Feebie Lists

US troops observe Veterans Day

Thank you for your service, vets and members of the armed forces. We'd offer you Juggle's services for free tomorrow, but Juggle is free every day (thanks to you). Instead, please enjoy these other freebies we've rounded up.

If there’s one thing we love, it’s free stuff. Also on the list of things we love: veterans. With tomorrow being Veterans Day, we’re happy to report that, if you’re a vet, many many establishments of all kinds are offering attractive deals for past and present members of America’s armed forces.

We won’t go through the entire list (plenty of people have already assembled them-good ones are here, here and here), but, as a service to America’s veterans, after the jump we’ll present a plan to maximize your freebies tomorrow.

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Woot-Off in Progress: Woot-Off Alert Level Raised to RED

A chart illustrating the different levels of Woot-Off Alerts

The current Woot-Off Alert Level is RED, which means a that Woot has again defied our best efforts to predict their behavior and that a Woot-Off is happening right now.

All we can say is damn. Woot is always, always one step ahead. Just when we were thinking about raising the Juggle Woot-Off Alert Level to Orange, from its new baseline of Yellow, the Woot crew went ahead and launched another Woot-Off, this time right on queue after delaying for so long previously. Like terror, you never know when Woot-Offs will strike. What we can tell you though, is what you’ve missed so far.

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Like the Terror Alert (er-”Homeland Security Advisory”) System, the Woot-Off Alert Level Will Never Fall Below Yellow

A chart illustrating the different levels of Woot-Off Alerts

The current Woot-Off Alert Level is YELLOW, which, barring the unexpected end of Woot as we know it, will be the lowest the Alert Level ever drops.

In the wake of last week’s long overdue and massive Woot-Off, we were prepared to lower the Woot-Off Alert Level to Green this week, since it will likely be at least a month until we see another Woot-Off. Or so we thought. Always a step ahead, the sneaky team at Woot reminded us that they have a streamlined, Twitter-based version of a Woot-Off at their disposal: the Woot Happy Hour. Though they launched it last March, it had admittedly fallen off our radar. Until yesterday, when just as we were preparing to drop the Woot-Off Alert Level to Green (“no risk of Woot-Off”), the Woot Twitter Account lit up with Happy Hour deals. Sure, there were no Bags O’ Crap, but there was (mini) Wooting-Off none the less. In our relaxed, Green-level state we let our guard down. This kind of shameful lapse will not occur again.
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Woot-Off in Progress: Woot-Off Alert Level Raised to RED

A chart illustrating the different levels of Woot-Off Alerts

The Woot-Off Alert Level is RED, which means a Woot-Off is in progress!

The tension was just too much. Something had to give. After nearly two months without a Woot-Off, and three weeks after the Woot-Off Alert Level was raised to Orange (“High”), the storm has finally broken and a Woot-Off is upon us. What took so long? We can’t be sure, but Occam’s razor tells us that it’s most likely the simplest explanation, which means that this all had something to do with Amazon’s acquisition of Woot at the end of June. Maybe some kind of Amazon (Amazonian?)  indoctrination/onboarding process had to happen before a Woot-Off took place. Even better, maybe they were working to acquire a stock of really high-quality woots (Amazon cast-offs perhaps?) before launching their first Amazon-affiliated Woot-Off. Maybe they were waiting for France to get its website together. Maybe the folks at Woot just like to take it easy in the summertime.
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Woot-Off Alert Level Remains ORANGE

A chart illustrating the different levels of Woot-Off Alerts

The current Woot-Off Alert Level remains ORANGE, which means a Woot-Off is imminent.

While we admit we were wrong about a Woot-Off last week, we’re keeping the Alert Level at Orange.

Why?

Because the beauty of our system (or–ahem!–any threat level or alert system like ours) is that as time goes by, whatever event threatens (in this case, a Woot-Off) becomes more and more likely. Since it’s been nearly a week since we bumped the level to Orange, we’re in even more danger than ever of a Woot-Off.

Stay vigilant.